Start with these 3 random quotes:
Artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!