Step brothers

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    My mom is being eaten by… – Brennan Quote
    My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!
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    So many activities!… – Brennan Quote
    So many activities!
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    One time I wrestled a gir… – Dale Quote
    One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
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    I have a belly full of wh… – Brennan Quote
    I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh*t on me?
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    Do you wanna go do karate… – Dale Quote
    Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?
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    Did we just become best f… – Brennan Quote
    Did we just become best friends?
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    That’s so funny the first… – Dale Quote
    That's so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
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    I’m f*cking miserable. I… – Dale Quote
    I’m f*cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.
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    Hey Derek, you know what’… – Brennan Quote
    Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.
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    I still hate you, but you… – Brennan Quote
    I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.
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    I smoked pot with Johnny… – Brennan Quote
    I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins
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    “Why are you so sweaty?”… – Dale & Brennan Quote
    “Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching cops.”
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    Dad, what are you doing?… – Dale Quote
    Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!
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    I’m Dale, but you have to… – Dale Quote
    I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
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    This is going to sound we… – Dale Quote
    This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
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    Robert better not get in… – Brennan Quote
    Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker
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    I swear, I’m so pissed of… – Brennan Quote
    I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
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    You’re not a doctor. You’… – Brennan Quote
    You’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.
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    Oprah, Barbara Walters, y… – Dale Quote
    Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
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    Brennan, that is the voic… – Dale Quote
    Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.