Step brothers
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My mom is being eaten by… – Brennan QuoteMy mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!
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One time I wrestled a gir… – Dale QuoteOne time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
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I have a belly full of wh… – Brennan QuoteI have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh*t on me?
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Do you wanna go do karate… – Dale QuoteDo you wanna go do karate in the garage?
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That’s so funny the first… – Dale QuoteThat's so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
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I’m f*cking miserable. I… – Dale QuoteI’m f*cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.
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Hey Derek, you know what’… – Brennan QuoteHey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.
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I still hate you, but you… – Brennan QuoteI still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.
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“Why are you so sweaty?”… – Dale & Brennan Quote“Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching cops.”
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Dad, what are you doing?… – Dale QuoteDad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!
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I’m Dale, but you have to… – Dale QuoteI’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
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This is going to sound we… – Dale QuoteThis is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
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Robert better not get in… – Brennan QuoteRobert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker
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I swear, I’m so pissed of… – Brennan QuoteI swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
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You’re not a doctor. You’… – Brennan QuoteYou’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.
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Oprah, Barbara Walters, y… – Dale QuoteOprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
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Brennan, that is the voic… – Dale QuoteBrennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.