Short quotes and sayings.
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“Why are you so sweaty?”… – Dale & Brennan Quote“Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching cops.”
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So what’s it going to be,… – Deadpool QuoteSo what’s it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment?
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letterkenny Quote by DarylYou knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.
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letterkenny Quote by KatyOh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneWell, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.
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letterkenny Quote by CoachWe only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.
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letterkenny Quote by Wayneou stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneIt’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.
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letterkenny Quote by DarylI see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneTim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.”
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letterkenny Quote by WayneClosest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.
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letterkenny Quote by JonesyFuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneDaryl: You guys do CrossFit? Wayne: You can cross fuck off.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneYour dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneWhat’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneIf you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneYou wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.
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letterkenny Quote by GailCall me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!
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letterkenny Quote by ReillyFuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneHere’s a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneSeeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneWell, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneYou seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.