step brothers quote

My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!

deadpool quote

staring at a wound on Wolverine- Uh-oh. What’s going on with that boo-boo?

big lebowski quote

Mind if I do a J?

step brothers quote

That's so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

big lebowski quote

This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.

full metal jacket quote

I bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

full metal jacket quote

I hate Vietnam. There's not one horse in this whole country. There's not one horse in Vietnam. There's somethin' basically wrong with that.

deadpool quote

Can you turn your head off?

beauty and the beast quote

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere! I want it more than I can tell!

deadpool quote

Are you a telepath?

beauty and the beast quote

Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious! Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!

step brothers quote

This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.

step brothers quote

Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!

big lebowski quote

Shut the f*ck up, Donny!

madagascar quote

[doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.

madagascar quote

[coming out of public bathroom] Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look [shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tongue] free mints.

madagascar quote

[the penguins are trying to get Alex to eat fish instead of meat] There's always plan B. [shows Mort]

madagascar quote

Now I'll have to compeat with Smaou, and is smug little grin, I can't top that... Can't top that.

madagascar quote

I'm getting tired... I'm just going to sit here an. [falls asleep]

madagascar quote

King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex... Wake up, Mr. Alex... Rise and shining.... Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex. Wake up, Mr. Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! Alex the Lion: [wakes up surprised] King Julien: You suck your thumb?

madagascar quote

[flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.

madagascar quote

[Singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, aannnndddd you smell like one, too!

madagascar quote

27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!

madagascar quote

I like to move it, move it!

madagascar quote

Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up!!! Darn you, darn you all to heck!! Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up! Darn you, darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now?

madagascar quote

Shut up Spalding!

madagascar quote

Alex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us? Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease. Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman.

madagascar quote

When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone!

madagascar quote

Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.

madagascar quote

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, aannnndddd, you smell like one to!

madagascar quote

[shows dead human] Don't you just love the people... Not a very lively bunch though.

madagascar quote

Because the penguins are psychotic!!

madagascar quote

Everyone [shush noise] that's right [shush noise] how's making that noise! Oh it's me again.

madagascar quote

Oh sugar honey ice tea!

madagascar quote

Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt! Alex the Lion: No I'm not. Marty the Zebra: Yes you are!