Movie quotes and sayings.
My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!
staring at a wound on Wolverine- Uh-oh. What’s going on with that boo-boo?
Mind if I do a J?
That's so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
I bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
I hate Vietnam. There's not one horse in this whole country. There's not one horse in Vietnam. There's somethin' basically wrong with that.
Can you turn your head off?
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere! I want it more than I can tell!
Are you a telepath?
Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious! Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!
This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
Shut the f*ck up, Donny!
[doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
[coming out of public bathroom] Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look [shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tongue] free mints.
[the penguins are trying to get Alex to eat fish instead of meat] There's always plan B. [shows Mort]
Now I'll have to compeat with Smaou, and is smug little grin, I can't top that... Can't top that.
I'm getting tired... I'm just going to sit here an. [falls asleep]
King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex... Wake up, Mr. Alex... Rise and shining.... Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex. Wake up, Mr. Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! Alex the Lion: [wakes up surprised] King Julien: You suck your thumb?
[flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.
[Singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, aannnndddd you smell like one, too!
27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!
I like to move it, move it!
Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up!!! Darn you, darn you all to heck!! Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up! Darn you, darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now?
Shut up Spalding!
Alex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us? Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease. Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman.
When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone!
Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, aannnndddd, you smell like one to!
[shows dead human] Don't you just love the people... Not a very lively bunch though.
Because the penguins are psychotic!!
Everyone [shush noise] that's right [shush noise] how's making that noise! Oh it's me again.
Oh sugar honey ice tea!
Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt! Alex the Lion: No I'm not. Marty the Zebra: Yes you are!