Movie quotes and sayings.

  • step brothers quote

    My mom is being eaten by… – Brennan Quote
    My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!
  • deadpool quote

    staring at a wound on Wol… – Deadpool Quote
    staring at a wound on Wolverine- Uh-oh. What’s going on with that boo-boo?
  • big lebowski quote

    Mind if I do a J?… – The Dude Quote
    Mind if I do a J?
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    That’s so funny the first… – Dale Quote
    That's so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
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    This is a very complicate… – The Dude Quote
    This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
  • full metal jacket quote

    I bet you’re the kind of… – Gunnery Sgt. Hartman Quote
    I bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
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    I hate Vietnam. There’s n… – Pvt. Cowboy Quote
    I hate Vietnam. There's not one horse in this whole country. There's not one horse in Vietnam. There's somethin' basically wrong with that.
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    Can you turn your head of… – Deadpool Quote
    Can you turn your head off?
  • beauty and the beast quote

    I want adventure in the g… – Belle Quote
    I want adventure in the great wide somewhere! I want it more than I can tell!
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    Are you a telepath?… – Deadpool Quote
    Are you a telepath?
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    Try the grey stuff, it’s… – Lumiere Quote
    Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious! Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!
  • step brothers quote

    This is going to sound we… – Dale Quote
    This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
  • step brothers quote

    Oprah, Barbara Walters, y… – Dale Quote
    Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
  • big lebowski quote

    Shut the f*ck up, Donny!… – Walter Sobchak Quote
    Shut the f*ck up, Donny!
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Marty the Zebra
    [doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
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    madagascar Quote by Melman the Giraffe
    [coming out of public bathroom] Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look [shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tongue] free mints.
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    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    [the penguins are trying to get Alex to eat fish instead of meat] There's always plan B. [shows Mort]
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Now I'll have to compeat with Smaou, and is smug little grin, I can't top that... Can't top that.
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    madagascar Quote by Melman the Giraffe
    I'm getting tired... I'm just going to sit here an. [falls asleep]
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    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex... Wake up, Mr. Alex... Rise and shining.... Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex. Wake up, Mr. Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! Alex the Lion: [wakes up surprised] King Julien: You suck your thumb?
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    madagascar Quote by Maurice
    [flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    [Singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, aannnndddd you smell like one, too!
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!
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    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    I like to move it, move it!
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    madagascar Quote by Melman the Giraffe
    Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up!!! Darn you, darn you all to heck!! Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up! Darn you, darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now?
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Shut up Spalding!
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Alex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us? Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease. Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman.
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    madagascar Quote by Marty the Zebra
    When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone!
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, aannnndddd, you smell like one to!
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    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    [shows dead human] Don't you just love the people... Not a very lively bunch though.
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Because the penguins are psychotic!!
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    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    Everyone [shush noise] that's right [shush noise] how's making that noise! Oh it's me again.
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    madagascar Quote by Marty the Zebra
    Oh sugar honey ice tea!
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    madagascar Quote by Marty the Zebra
    Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt! Alex the Lion: No I'm not. Marty the Zebra: Yes you are!