Letterkenny

Some of the best letterkenny quotes and sayings.

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    letterkenny Quote by Daryl
    You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.
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    letterkenny Quote by Katy
    That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.
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    letterkenny Quote by Katy
    Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.
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    letterkenny Quote by Coach
    We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    ou stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.
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    letterkenny Quote by Daryl
    I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.”
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.
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    letterkenny Quote by Everyone
    Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.”
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    letterkenny Quote by Jonesy
    Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Daryl: You guys do CrossFit? Wayne: You can cross fuck off.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.
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    letterkenny Quote by Gail
    Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!
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    letterkenny Quote by Katy
    If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.
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    letterkenny Quote by Reilly
    Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Here’s a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?
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    letterkenny Quote by Wayne
    Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?”