Happy quotes and sayings.

  • step brothers quote

    Do you wanna go do karate… – Dale Quote
    Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?
  • v for vendetta quote

    Happiness is the most ins… – Alan Moore Quote
    Happiness is the most insidious prison of all.
  • beauty and the beast quote

    Here’s where she meets Pr… – Belle Quote
    Here’s where she meets Prince Charming, but she won’t discover that it’s him ’til chapter three!
  • big lebowski quote

    Careful man, there’s a be… – The Dude Quote
    Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
  • beauty and the beast quote

    Tale as old as time, tune… – Mrs. Potts Quote
    Tale as old as time, tune as old as song, bittersweet and strange, finding you can change, learning you were wrong.
  • deadpool quote

    Can you turn your head of… – Deadpool Quote
    Can you turn your head off?
  • the alchemist quote

    “Well, then, why should I… – Paulo Coelho Quote
    “Well, then, why should I listen to my heart?" "Because you will never again be able to keep it quiet.”
  • beauty and the beast quote

    Try the grey stuff, it’s… – Lumiere Quote
    Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious! Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!
  • step brothers quote

    This is going to sound we… – Dale Quote
    This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
  • step brothers quote

    Robert better not get in… – Brennan Quote
    Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker
  • deadpool quote

    I really find you very at… – Deadpool Quote
    I really find you very attractive. Did I say that out loud?
  • big lebowski quote

    Obviously you’re not a go… – The Dude Quote
    Obviously you’re not a golfer.
  • deadpool quote

    Of course…. – Deadpool Quote
    Of course.
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Marty the Zebra
    [doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
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    madagascar Quote by Melman the Giraffe
    [coming out of public bathroom] Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look [shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tongue] free mints.
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    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    [the penguins are trying to get Alex to eat fish instead of meat] There's always plan B. [shows Mort]
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Now I'll have to compeat with Smaou, and is smug little grin, I can't top that... Can't top that.
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    madagascar Quote by Melman the Giraffe
    I'm getting tired... I'm just going to sit here an. [falls asleep]
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex... Wake up, Mr. Alex... Rise and shining.... Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex. Wake up, Mr. Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! Alex the Lion: [wakes up surprised] King Julien: You suck your thumb?
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    madagascar Quote by Maurice
    [flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    [Singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, aannnndddd you smell like one, too!
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    I like to move it, move it!
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    madagascar Quote by Melman the Giraffe
    Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up!!! Darn you, darn you all to heck!! Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up! Darn you, darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now?
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Shut up Spalding!
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Alex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us? Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease. Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman.
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Marty the Zebra
    When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone!
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    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, aannnndddd, you smell like one to!
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    [shows dead human] Don't you just love the people... Not a very lively bunch though.
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion
    Because the penguins are psychotic!!
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by King Julien
    Everyone [shush noise] that's right [shush noise] how's making that noise! Oh it's me again.
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Marty the Zebra
    Oh sugar honey ice tea!
  • madagascar quote

    madagascar Quote by Marty the Zebra
    Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt! Alex the Lion: No I'm not. Marty the Zebra: Yes you are!
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    Nothing like a happy quote to make you happy 🙂

    Funny quotes, sayings in order to stir up a laugh. But even if you are not the type of person who can find the right quote for any occasion that you might have, you will surely find something of interest in these quotes.

    Remember, a few choices that are funny are often the best ones. So take a little time out and see what quotes or sayings are funny to you. After all, if you take some time to see what is funniest, you will soon discover something in common that you might not be able to discover by other means. Plus, they will inspire you and help you become a funnier person.

    Never attempt to outsmart someone else. Laughter is infectious and it only helps to bring a smile to someone’s face. People with good sense often smile at you. So if you can see them smiling, you will certainly start smiling as well.

    We often think that our friends are only like us, and we want to emulate our friends. And for most of us, that is quite impossible. People change. They grow, and their outlook on life changes.

    If you want to laugh at your friends, pick up some funny quotes and start saying them to them. Many of the funniest quotes that were said by some of the most brilliant people in history are available in the internet.

    On the internet, you will find loads of funny quotes, funny sayings in general. Just search for them and you will find hundreds. You might want to look at those that can relate to you may find something you are always thinking about that is totally new to you.

    Get a hold of the correct quotations, quotations and quotes that are coming from books. If you happen to be reading a book, chances are that they have quotations and sayings that they really liked, and just happened to get stuck in their head.

    Don’t hesitate to use the internet to get quotes and sayings for you. With the easy accessibility to everything online, you can easily search for a quote and have it delivered to your inbox. It’s a great way to keep yourself amused.

    There are many quotes that are offered in websites that may also come in handy. And then of course, there are the printed quotes. Some people use quotes to improve their lives, while others use them as a way to encourage themselves.

    Whatever your reasons are for wanting to know the funniest quotes and sayings, there is no better way to find out than by searching the internet. The internet has thousands of sites that offer humorous quotes, funny sayings and lots more.

    All you need to do is find a quote or quotation, click on the site, and enjoy the funny quotes. Happy hunting!

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