Happy quotes and sayings.
Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?
Happiness is the most insidious prison of all.
Here’s where she meets Prince Charming, but she won’t discover that it’s him ’til chapter three!
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Tale as old as time, tune as old as song, bittersweet and strange, finding you can change, learning you were wrong.
Can you turn your head off?
“Well, then, why should I listen to my heart?" "Because you will never again be able to keep it quiet.”
Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious! Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!
This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker
I really find you very attractive. Did I say that out loud?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
[doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
[coming out of public bathroom] Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look [shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tongue] free mints.
[the penguins are trying to get Alex to eat fish instead of meat] There's always plan B. [shows Mort]
Now I'll have to compeat with Smaou, and is smug little grin, I can't top that... Can't top that.
I'm getting tired... I'm just going to sit here an. [falls asleep]
King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex... Wake up, Mr. Alex... Rise and shining.... Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex. Wake up, Mr. Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! Alex the Lion: [wakes up surprised] King Julien: You suck your thumb?
[flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.
[Singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, aannnndddd you smell like one, too!
27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!
I like to move it, move it!
Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up!!! Darn you, darn you all to heck!! Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up! Darn you, darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now?
Shut up Spalding!
Alex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us? Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease. Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman.
When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone!
Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, aannnndddd, you smell like one to!
[shows dead human] Don't you just love the people... Not a very lively bunch though.
Because the penguins are psychotic!!
Everyone [shush noise] that's right [shush noise] how's making that noise! Oh it's me again.
Oh sugar honey ice tea!
Marty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt! Alex the Lion: No I'm not. Marty the Zebra: Yes you are!
Nothing like a happy quote to make you happy 🙂
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