Funny quotes and sayings.
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madagascar Quote by Marty the Zebra[doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
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letterkenny Quote by DarylYou knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.
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letterkenny Quote by KatyOh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.
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madagascar Quote by Melman the Giraffe[coming out of public bathroom] Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look [shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tongue] free mints.
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madagascar Quote by King Julien[the penguins are trying to get Alex to eat fish instead of meat] There's always plan B. [shows Mort]
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letterkenny Quote by WayneWell, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.
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madagascar Quote by Alex the LionNow I'll have to compeat with Smaou, and is smug little grin, I can't top that... Can't top that.
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madagascar Quote by Melman the GiraffeI'm getting tired... I'm just going to sit here an. [falls asleep]
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letterkenny Quote by CoachWe only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.
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letterkenny Quote by Wayneou stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneIt’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.
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madagascar Quote by King JulienKing Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex... Wake up, Mr. Alex... Rise and shining.... Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! King Julien: Wake up, Mr. Alex. Wake up, Mr. Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex! Wake up, Alex! Alex the Lion: [wakes up surprised] King Julien: You suck your thumb?
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madagascar Quote by Maurice[flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.
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letterkenny Quote by DarylI see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneTim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.”
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letterkenny Quote by WayneClosest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.
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madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion[Singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, aannnndddd you smell like one, too!
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madagascar Quote by Alex the Lion27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!
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madagascar Quote by Melman the GiraffeAlex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up!!! Darn you, darn you all to heck!! Alex the Lion: You maniac, you burned it up! Darn you, darn you all to heck! Melman the Giraffe: Can we go to the fun side now?
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letterkenny Quote by JonesyFuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneDaryl: You guys do CrossFit? Wayne: You can cross fuck off.
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madagascar Quote by Alex the LionAlex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us? Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease. Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneYour dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneWhat’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneIf you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
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madagascar Quote by Alex the LionBe sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneYou wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.
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letterkenny Quote by GailCall me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!
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madagascar Quote by Alex the LionHappy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, aannnndddd, you smell like one to!
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madagascar Quote by King Julien[shows dead human] Don't you just love the people... Not a very lively bunch though.
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letterkenny Quote by ReillyFuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.
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madagascar Quote by King JulienEveryone [shush noise] that's right [shush noise] how's making that noise! Oh it's me again.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneHere’s a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneSeeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.
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madagascar Quote by Marty the ZebraMarty the Zebra: Excuse me, you're biting my butt! Alex the Lion: No I'm not. Marty the Zebra: Yes you are!
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letterkenny Quote by WayneWell, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.
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letterkenny Quote by WayneYou seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.
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