Friend quotes and sayings.
I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
So many activities!
One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh*t on me?
Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?
What’s a pederast, Walter?
Did we just become best friends?
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass, Larry.”
Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.
She’s not my special lady, she’s my f*cking lady friend.
The Dude abides.
Sorry, Goose, but it’s time to buzz the tower.
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
“Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching cops.”
“That’s pretty arrogant, considering the company you’re in.”
Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!
That’s nasty, bro.
How can you read this? There’s no pictures!” “Well, some people use their imagination.
I’ll Have What He’s Having
That Was Some Of The Best Flying… Until You Got Killed
You’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.
F*ck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
“The enemy is dangerous. But right now, you’re worse than the enemy. You’re dangerous and foolish.”
Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Your Ego Is Writing Checks Your Body Can’t Cash