Friend quotes and sayings.

  • full metal jacket quote

    I don’t like the name Law… – Gny. Sgt. Hartman Quote
    I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
  • full metal jacket quote

    You’d better flush out yo… – Animal Mother Quote
    You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
  • step brothers quote

    So many activities!… – Brennan Quote
    So many activities!
  • step brothers quote

    One time I wrestled a gir… – Dale Quote
    One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
  • step brothers quote

    I have a belly full of wh… – Brennan Quote
    I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh*t on me?
  • step brothers quote

    Do you wanna go do karate… – Dale Quote
    Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?
  • big lebowski quote

    What’s a pederast, Walter… – Donny Quote
    What’s a pederast, Walter?
  • step brothers quote

    Did we just become best f… – Brennan Quote
    Did we just become best friends?
  • full metal jacket quote

    A day without blood is li… – Gunnery Sgt. Hartman Quote
    A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
  • big lebowski quote

    This is what happens when… – Walter Sobchak Quote
    This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass, Larry.”
  • step brothers quote

    Hey Derek, you know what’… – Brennan Quote
    Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.
  • big lebowski quote

    She’s not my special lady… – The Dude Quote
    She’s not my special lady, she’s my f*cking lady friend.
  • big lebowski quote

    The Dude abides…. – The Dude Quote
    The Dude abides.
  • top gun quote

    Sorry, Goose, but it’s ti… – Maverick Quote
    Sorry, Goose, but it’s time to buzz the tower.
  • full metal jacket quote

    I bet you’re the kind of… – Gny. Sgt. Hartman Quote
    I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
  • step brothers quote

    “Why are you so sweaty?”… – Dale & Brennan Quote
    “Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching cops.”
  • top gun quote

    “That’s pretty arrogant,… – Viper Quote
    “That’s pretty arrogant, considering the company you’re in.”
  • step brothers quote

    Dad, what are you doing?… – Dale Quote
    Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!
  • deadpool quote

    That’s nasty, bro…. – Deadpool Quote
    That’s nasty, bro.
  • beauty and the beast quote

    How can you read this? Th… – Gaston & Belle Quote
    How can you read this? There’s no pictures!” “Well, some people use their imagination.
  • top gun quote

    I’ll Have What He’s Havin… – Charlie Quote
    I’ll Have What He’s Having
  • top gun quote

    That Was Some Of The Best… – Jester Quote
    That Was Some Of The Best Flying… Until You Got Killed
  • step brothers quote

    You’re not a doctor. You’… – Brennan Quote
    You’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.
  • big lebowski quote

    F*ck it, Dude. Let’s go b… – Walter Sobchak Quote
    F*ck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.
  • full metal jacket quote

    What is your major malfun… – Gny. Sgt. Hartman Quote
    What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
  • big lebowski quote

    Obviously you’re not a go… – The Dude Quote
    Obviously you’re not a golfer.
  • top gun quote

    “The enemy is dangerous…. – Iceman Quote
    “The enemy is dangerous. But right now, you’re worse than the enemy. You’re dangerous and foolish.”
  • step brothers quote

    Brennan, that is the voic… – Dale Quote
    Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
  • top gun quote

    Your Ego Is Writing Check… – Stinger Quote
    Your Ego Is Writing Checks Your Body Can’t Cash