Deadpool

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    staring at a wound on Wol… – Deadpool Quote
    staring at a wound on Wolverine- Uh-oh. What’s going on with that boo-boo?
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    Yeah, it’s right next to… – Deadpool Quote
    Yeah, it’s right next to the prostrate…or is that the on switch?
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    smiling and holding an ar… – Deadpool Quote
    smiling and holding an armful of tacos- Tacos!
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    I want to die a natural… – Deadpool Quote
    I want to die a natural death at the age of 102—like the city of Detroit.
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    Can you turn your head of… – Deadpool Quote
    Can you turn your head off?
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    Are you a telepath?… – Deadpool Quote
    Are you a telepath?
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    Kill’s too harsh a word…. – Deadpool Quote
    Kill’s too harsh a word. I prefer “stab to death.”
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    Aw, poor widdle Wolvie…. – Deadpool Quote
    Aw, poor widdle Wolvie. Where were you when you lost it?
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    I have every episode of… – Deadpool Quote
    I have every episode of Star Trek. The classic. Not the one with the bald guy that looks like Professor X.
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    Today was about as much f… – Deadpool Quote
    Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
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    You big chrome cock gobli… – Deadpool Quote
    You big chrome cock goblin—you’re really gonna fuck this up for me.
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    Then how do you brush you… – Deadpool Quote
    Then how do you brush your teeth?
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    That’s nasty, bro…. – Deadpool Quote
    That’s nasty, bro.
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    Daddy needs to express so… – Deadpool Quote
    Daddy needs to express some rage.
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    So what’s it going to be,… – Deadpool Quote
    So what’s it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment?
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    I really find you very at… – Deadpool Quote
    I really find you very attractive. Did I say that out loud?
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    It’s a big house. It’s w… – Deadpool Quote
    It’s a big house. It’s weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.
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    I didn’t just get the cur… – Deadpool Quote
    I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.
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    Of course…. – Deadpool Quote
    Of course.