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staring at a wound on Wolverine- Uh-oh. What’s going on with that boo-boo?
Yeah, it’s right next to the prostrate…or is that the on switch?
smiling and holding an armful of tacos- Tacos!
I want to die a natural death at the age of 102—like the city of Detroit.
Can you turn your head off?
Are you a telepath?
Kill’s too harsh a word. I prefer “stab to death.”
Aw, poor widdle Wolvie. Where were you when you lost it?
I have every episode of Star Trek. The classic. Not the one with the bald guy that looks like Professor X.
Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
You big chrome cock goblin—you’re really gonna fuck this up for me.
Then how do you brush your teeth?
That’s nasty, bro.
Daddy needs to express some rage.
So what’s it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment?
I really find you very attractive. Did I say that out loud?
It’s a big house. It’s weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.
I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.